Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Where...is...CYBERBALL!?!


This morning Microsoft announced 10 games that will be coming out sometime this year on Xbox Live Arcade. Here are the titles and their descriptions.
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“3D Ultra Minigolf Adventures,” from developer Wanako Games and publisher Sierra Online, allows gamers to putt their way through 36 fun-filled holes of manic minigolf action on wild courses that range from the Old West to outer space and feature a bevy of crazy hazards and obstacles.
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“Alien Hominid HD” from The Behemoth features side-scrolling, hysterical cartoon action with a quirky twist and exclusive Xbox Live Arcade features.
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“Band of Bugs” from NinjaBee is a fast-paced tactical strategy game that offers gameplay deep enough to satisfy tactical genre fans and friendly enough to appeal to casual gamers. Creative gamers can even design their own levels with the built-in level editor, then play them solo or over Xbox Live with friends.
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“Castlevania: Symphony of the Night” from Konami is a faithful version of this legendary classic updated for Xbox Live Arcade and featuring the game’s full soundtrack and memorable side-scrolling vampire-hunting action.
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“Catan,” from developer Big Huge Games Inc. and publisher Microsoft® Game Studios, is a faithful remake of the immensely popular strategy board game.
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“Eets: Chowdown” from Klei Entertainment Inc. is a completely revamped version of the popular PC title of the same name. It offers new items, 120 new levels and the exclusive debut of Marsho Madness, a high-adrenaline action game in which players must keep the impending evil marshmallows at bay.
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“LUXOR 2,” from developer MumboJumbo LLC, sets a new standard for action puzzlers as players match and shoot their way through the land of ancient Egypt.
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“Paperboy,” from developer Digital Eclipse and publisher Midway, is a classic coin-op hit, specially enhanced for Xbox Live Arcade.
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“Root Beer Tapper,” also from developer Digital Eclipse and publisher Midway, features fast-paced reflex action as players scramble to keep thirsty patrons happy without dropping root beer mugs in the scramble to earn the biggest tips.
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“Worms” from developer Team 17 Software Ltd. features armies of adorable weapon-toting worms locked in tactical combat.
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While there is nothing wrong with any of these titles (I'm really looking for "Paperboy", another game long over due) did you notice something missing? Maybe the greatest robots-playing-football-game ever perhaps? Who's laundry at Atari do I have to wash in order to get this freakin' title? Who's office do I have to clean? At this point I willing to pucker up faster than an "Apprentice" contestant to play this game. "Gauntlet" and "Paperboy" are both Atari games and they're both on XLA, so what's the hold up? Quit making me look at screenshots on foreign websites that I can't understand. I'm starting to get that don't-have-a-prom-date-three-days-before-the-big-dance feeling of desperation. Help a brother out!
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2 comments:

Ub3rn00b said...

Sweet! Catan! I play a couple different versions of the board game at work where I'm actually too busy most of the time to do any work because I'm playing Catan.
I need a Wii.

Anonymous said...

Amen, brother. Cyberball is my all time favorite. Why was this game announced in March 2006? What a dissapointment. I've emailed Midway about a possible release date... not one reply. Think of the potential Cyberball has on XBLA.