Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Happy Anniversary

We won’t really be getting lanyards will we? – Its recently come to my attention that the As the Gaming World Turns blog just turned two years old, last month. Of course somebody else had to tell me because I don’t really remember these things but I’m pretty proud anyway. Two years isn't bad in this business and the way things have been going, I don’t see why I can’t last at least two, maybe even three more years until I get really tired of writing this blog for free.
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After spending some time looking over the posts from the past two years I started getting nostalgic. As a writer, I like to consider myself my toughest critic. While reading through the posts some of them were already pretty dated while others still made me laugh. Some of the predictions were spot on, others were horribly off. Not only has the blog changed in 25 months but the gaming industry has as well, a lot of which was reflected in what was on the blog. Below are my ten favorite posts (click the title to go to the original post, misspellings and all) along with some comments.
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Terry's Top Ten Favorite Posts from the Past Two Years in No Particular Order
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1. Top 5 Games You Should Keep Until You Croak - I like this post because even after the release of the Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 I wouldn't substitue one game from the original list. At least not until GTA IV comes out. Notice all the comments are spam. Ah the good old days when I didn't filter the comments.
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2. Best. Top 5. Ever. - This was the list of Top 5 Simpsons quotes I hoped to see in the next Simpsons game. Sadly I don't remember hearing any of them while getting a migraine through the last tiring Simpsons title.
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3. Why the Wii Will Fall by the Wayside - Here's a good example where I made a calculated guess and ended up looking like an ass. Not the first time that happened and certainly not the last. I was so indignant I even had a guy curse at me on the comments. Yes! Now I know what Stephen A. Smith feels like! I completely underestimated the Wii at the time. Oops.
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4. Interview with OXM's Fran Reyes - This was my first of two interviews with Fran and the first of many with people who cover the industry. Besides being a pretty good read I knew I impressed her with my questions and the positive way the discussion went (anytime you can make somebody laugh a lot during an interview, you know they'll remember you). This ended up helping me in the future as I interviewed Fran again and would later meet up with her at E3. This interview was my foot in the door to freelancing for gaming mags so it carries a lot of importance for me...or maybe it was because I emailed Fran about 100 times and she wanted to shut me up. I love doing interviews by the way, not only are they easy to write but its a lot of fun talking to other people about games.
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5. Top 5 Most Memorable Video Game Music - Another top 5 list I'm pretty pleased with but a horribly titled post. I must have been drunk when I wrote this one. After reading through it today I thought long and hard (that's what she said) about what I'd switch out and the only thing I could think of would be trading Vice City for Portal but I just couldn't do it based on one song (Still Alive).
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6. Are Video Games Art? - This post is a little over a year old and sometime this year I want to write it again. I was prompted by Roger Ebert's dig on gaming at the time but in light of the stupidity of all the talking heads who blame gaming for everything but the rise in gas prices, this should be something that needs to be addressed every year because there are still a lot of morons out there who just don't get gaming.
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7. Grading the PS3 - My digs on the PS3 in December of 2006 remain the same as they do right now - no killer app (sorry, Uncharted is fun but not great), lame online service and a wimpy gaming linup. Things have been looking up for the PS3 lately though. Its online downloadable game library has gotten better (I love PixelJunk Monsters), Home should be up and running this spring, the lineup for this year looks great, and Blu-ray finally knocking out HD DVD is big. Still, its a system built on potential, not achievement.
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8. Old Spiced - Another tale of my long held addiction of inflating my Gamerscore. Achievement Point binges are like rum and cokes binges, so good going down but you regret it in the morning. On this post I particularly like the line "I don't plan to make a habit of buying games like "Pocket Bike Racer" just for the points". What a load of crap! Just this weekend I rented Avatar so I could get over the 40K threshold. I have no shame.
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9. E3: Cooking with Gas - When I feel shitty about where my game writing career is going, I go to this post and remind myself how lucky I've been so far. Pretty much everything I wanted to see and do at E3 I got to do in this one day. Got to play a ton of great new games, met Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb and drank beer with Peter Moore? It was an incredible day.
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10. Games You Wish You Could Download - The king of this list, Cyberball, ended up being available soon after this post and was a dud because it lacked an online versus mode but the rest of these titles still needed to be made available yesterday (especially Sunset Riders and Pa Rappa the Rappa).
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Honorable Mention - I just couldn't leave this off the list.
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Friday, February 15, 2008

BioWare Wants You

Want a job in the video game industry? - BioWare announced today that its looking to expand and they're searching for new talent for their Edmonton and Austin offices. If you just so happen to be in San Francisco next week during GDC bring your resume, pocket protector and bow tie to booth 230 at the Moscone Center. If you're a little too busy, go to http://jobs.bioware.com/ and see what they have available. And if you do get a job because I gave you a heads up, I expect you to use my name as a character in the next Mass Effect.
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Dream On - Today Activision announced it will be releasing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith sometime in June. Aerosmith is an okay band but somewhat of an odd choice. The last time they were popular was when they were making cameos in Wayne's World movies. And does anybody remember the last time the band was associated with a game? Revolution X sucked. Hopefully this version will be better, the humble Steven Tyler sure thinks it'll rock.
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Any band that can go from ‘Don’t Want to Miss A Thing’ to the ass-kicking ‘Sweet Emotion’ to the cheekiness of ‘Love in an Elevator,’ to the classic ballad ‘Dream On’ shows why Activision chose us to headline this game based on the diversity of the Aerosmith catalog. Not only is songwriting a bitch, but then it goes and has puppies.

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I don't know if I'd compare a classic like Sweet Emotion to the love song from Armageddon but whatever you say Mr. Tyler. I personally prefer guitarist Joe Perry's comments.
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“Having a game built around Aerosmith has been a huge honor and really a great experience for us,” says Joe Perry. “We’ve put a lot of ideas into the game so that fans can have fun interacting with our music, getting inside our body of work and learning about the band’s history. On a larger scale, it’s cool for us to be pioneers helping to rebuild the music industry through a format like video games. It’s great for rock since the record companies are struggling to make sense of how things are changing. Fans want to get and experience music in new formats--and there are going to be some of them who will play the game, then pick up the guitar for real and start bands. It’s what’s happening now, and it’s only going to build more momentum in the future. It’s a massive change for the music business.”

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Very true. With the music industry in shambles, the gaming industry sure looks like an awfully cute partner. You know, like that chick in high school who doesn't know how hot she is and seems thrilled to date the backup quarterback until she realizes she could do better, than dumps his ass and ends up with some college guy. Yeah, that's video games right now.

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Further proof that PC's are inferior to consoles - Today Yahoo! Games posted a story about yet another life ruined by PC game addiction. Whether its paying subscription fees, buying expensive upgrades, not being able to trade games, or dying from sitting in front of a monitor too long - PC gaming has it all. Click here for the story of how a WoW addict lost his wife due to his inability to let go of his games and bang his wife everyone once in awhile. And yes I realize I just challenged all you PC gamers out there, but I could care less. The debate between the underappreciated console gamer and the elitist PC gamer has been long overdue. Bring it on.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Burnout Paradise Achievements

Earn the good kind of driving points - Here are the Achievement Points for the very fun, arcade style racer Burnout Paradise.
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1. Lookin' Good - Repair your first wrecked car. (5 points)
2. Watt? - Set a Time Road Rule on Watt St. (10 points)
3. It's Showtime - Set a Showtime Road Rule East Crawford Drive. (10 points)
4. Great Start - Win a Race. (10 points)
5. Misdemeanor - Collect 5 Billboards. (10 points)
6. Off the Beaten Path - Collect 25 Smashes. (10 points)
7. Bottom of the Class - Get your D Class License. (20 points)
8. Perfect Rage - Get 10 Takedowns in Road Rage without Wrecking. (5 points)
9. Rising From the Ashes - Repair your car at critical damage in a Road Rage event. (10 points)
10. Spinnin' Around - Perform a 360 Flatspin in any car. (10 points)
11. Underachiever - Get your C Class License. (30 points)
12. Learning to Fly - Successfully land 5 SUPERJUMPS. (10 points)
13. Duckin' and Weavin' - Win a Marked man without being taken down. (10 points)
14. The Show Must Go On - Get a 10x multiplier in Showtime. (20 points)
15. Rampage! - Get a Takedown Rampage. (20 points)
16. Must Try Harder - Get your B Class License. (40 points)
17. Parallel Park - Power Park with a 100% rating. (20 points)
18. Daredevil - Landed a 2 barrel roll jump. (25 points)
19. Boosting Around the World - Get a x20 Boost Chain. (25 points)
20. Flying Colors - Get your A Class License. (50 points)
21. Millionaire's Club - Score over a 1,000,000 in Stunt Run. (25 points)
22. Supercharged - Win 25 Burning Routes. (20 points)
23. Car in a China Shop - Get 500 Takedowns (online and offline). (20 points)
24. Paradise Won - Win your Burnout Driving License. (60 points)
25. All Pimped Out - Win all Burning Routes. (10 points)
26. Explorer - Find all Events. (10 points)
27. Paid and Displayed - There are 3 in Harbor Town, 4 in Palm Bay Heights and 4 in Downtown Paradise. Enter all 11 Car Parks to unlock this achievement. Whether you leave the way you came in, or jump from the top is up to you! (20 points)
28. Bustin' Out - Collect all Billboards. (20 points)
29. Totally Smashed - Collect all Smashes. (20 points)
30. Flying High - Successfully landed all SUPERJUMPS. (20 points)
31. Speed King - Set a Time Road Rule on every road. (20 points)
32. Crashin' All Over The World - Set a Showtime Road Rule on every road. (20 points)
33. Shopaholic - Find all Drive Thrus and Car Parks. (10 points)
34. Elite - Win your Burnout Elite Licence. (70 points)
35. Criterion Elite - Get your Elite License, win every event, find all discoverables and beat every Road Rule. (20 points)
36. Online Racer - Complete an online Race. (10 points)
37. First Win - Win Your first 8 Player online Race. (10 points)
38. Online Champion - Win 10 online Races. (20 points)
39. Online and Kicking - Complete 20 online Events. (30 points)
40. Firestarter - Make 50 online Rivals. (20 points)
41. Just for Pics - Make Your First online Rival. (10 points)
42. Happy Snapper - Send 5 Camera Shots. (10 points)
43. Notorious - Send 50 Camera Shots. (20 points)
44. Hotshots - Get 50 Snapshots in your Lineup. (20 points)
45. Join the Party - Complete 1 online Challenge. (10 points)
46. Party Crasher - Complete 25 online Challenges. (15 points)
47. Party Animal - Complete 250 online Challenges. (25 points)
48. Block Party - Complete 2 whole sections of online Challenges excluding PDLC. (35 points)
49. Burnout Skills - In 8 Player online Freeburn lead 6 of the Today's Best Scores. (30 points)
50. Criterion Fever -Everyone at Criterion Games is infected with a virus. The virus is passed when those with it are taken down online, and from there it just spreads... You will unlock this achievement when you get infected. (20 points)
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Press Release Tuesday


Chokin' on a splinter - A deluge of emails today with some good news and some news that could only make Rich Uncle Pennybags happy.
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EA
- Mass Effect is coming to the PC in May. So much for it being a console exclusive for the Xbox 360. At least PC gamers (I guess this means you Eli since you're the only PC gamer I know) should be happy with this news, its a great title. But does this mean we could see some hot side boob action on the PS3 in the future? You never know.
- Today EA announced its release date for its long awaited title Spore. The game, created by well known game designer and The Simpson's Game cameo actor Will "The Sims" Wright, will be available September 7 for the PC, Mac and DS. Everything I've seen of this game looks amazing.
- The monopoly continues as EA has renewed its exclusive agreement with the NFL through the 2012 season (see I told you there was an Uncle Pennybags connection here). This means gamers will be listening to 96-year old John Madden for another 4 years! The announcement isn't really a surprise but I don't see how this is good news for gamers. Since 2K has been ousted from adding any kind of competition to the pro football market, the Madden series has gotten pretty stale. Sure its a huge seller and gamers can always count on it being a good game, but without anyone to push the Madden team the innovation has really been lacking. To be perfectly honest, I get pretty bored with the game about 2 months after I pick it up. Maybe its time I took out the old electric football set out from under my bed, dusted it off and played with it instead.
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2K
- Tired of the 11-month long football season? So am I and thankfully 2K has some new and added content for Major League Baseball 2K8 coming out for the Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, PS2, and PSP on March 4th. Check them out below, straight from the horses mouth because I'm too lazy to paraphrase.
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Total Pitch Control – A new, innovative pitching interface that allows players to emulate the realistic motion of pitching a live baseball. Execution of speed and precise accuracy involves matching specific gestures and release with the right analog stick, simulating the arm and wrist action involved in throwing that particular type of pitch.
Swing Stick 2.0 – Improved batting controls that offer players unparalleled ball-to-bat contact that will be determined by timing, direction, and pitch location for a greater variety of realistic hits including grounders, blooper singles, dribblers, gappers, long home runs, and more using the right analog stick.
All-New Baserunning – Simplified controls that allow fans to easily select players with the left analog stick and guide them toward specified bases with ease.
Full Minor Leagues – Fans will be treated to 90 authentic minor league teams, along with 18 minor league stadiums in franchise and exhibition modes.
Two of the Best Commentators in the Business – 2K Sports proudly brings back to the broadcast booth the popular duo of Jon Miller and Hall of Famer Joe Morgan, delivering the most entertaining and deepest commentary available in any baseball franchise.
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And finally - I was pretty stoked about my SOE Denver studio tour, it was set for this week, but its been moved to next month. Damn! I guess this leaves me a little time to work on the As the Gaming World Turns First Annual Beerfest (ATGWTFAB for short). I know there were some ideas floating around but because of my short term memory problems I forgot what they were. So if you're interested in attending, throw out your ideas and lets get this baby planned out.
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Friday, February 08, 2008

The Adam Sessler Interview

Sorry, Morgan Webb not included - Late last week I spoke with G4TV’s Adam Sessler. As usual when we talk I found him to be very funny, direct and blurting out big words that I didn’t understand. While he treaded lightly on some topics, he gave me his take on casual gaming, gave even more love to Cooper Lawrence and managed to use the phrase “Orwellian” in proper context – all in one interview.
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TT: Last time we talked was at E3 and you were pretty excited about the holiday releases. Which games blew you away and which ones were you trading in the next day?
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AS: On the whole most of them did blow me away and actually I was more surprised by the ones that surprised me that I didn’t expect to. Obviously, for everyone, the most amazing was BioShock. I didn’t expect anything as unique and rich as the game actually turned out to be. I’ve come back to play it I don’t know how many times because there’s enough of a unique sensation that you start to miss it. I just want to get back into the game and get back to Rapture.
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I think the biggest surprise for me was Assassin’s Creed, I never thought that the game wasn’t going to be good but I didn’t think it would be so unique. The combat system itself is deceptively simple but it builds up into something really visceral and satisfying, something that I haven’t used in that kind of melee combat in I don’t know how long.
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I’m trying to think of stuff that really didn’t blow me away, I think the biggest one was Crysis. There’s nothing fundamentally wrong with the game but outside of the basic graphical wow factor it didn’t have any kind of innovation on the level some of the other shooters that we saw coming out at the later part of last year. It just didn’t hold my attention the same way.
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TT: Casual gaming seems to be the next big thing, what about it makes it so attractive to developers and do you think hardcore gamers can embrace it or just consider casual gamers noobs?
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AS: There are some hardcore gamers who are going to get on a soap box with what I call the “Red Hot Chili Pepper” factor. You don’t want to share it for fear that it will dilute the quality. I don’t believe that whatsoever, even though I do think the Chili Peppers started to suck once everyone started liking them. I think casual games do have a place and a large part of their appeal is based on the fact that its not as much of an investment on your time. If you don’t have the kind of schedule or mental commitment to really put yourself into a game that you have to learn, get better at, and is going to last a long period of time, you can still get a lot of satisfaction by playing games like Calling All Cars or Geometry Wars. These types of games are immediately satisfying and isn’t something that you have to grow into, but still have a fairly addictive quality. I do think there are a large group of hardcore gamers who are more than happy to pick these up. They probably want ones that show a little more pop and creativity because just as with any other entertainment medium, for all of these good ones you’ll get games not as well thought out, or easy copies of existing games. When you look at the release of Rez HD, that’s definitely going to get people to look at an area on PSN or Xbox Live Arcade to look at other games because every gamer worth his salt knows you should be playing Rez.
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TT: Despite being a multi-billion dollar industry, gaming gets about as much respect as Britney Spears' parenting. What does the industry have to do to be viewed with the same regard as the big three of movies, TV and film?
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AS: I think the game industry just has to wait around until all of the heads of the predominant newspapers and news channels die and young people take their place. After watching the Bioware/Mass Effect thing, and you probably caught some of my more thoughtful words on the subject, it was really just a hopeless thing. They are playing to an audience that is older and seems to live off of a sense of fear and anxiety on things they don’t understand and games fall into that perfectly. I’ve always used this analogy – in the early 1950’s Dr. Wertham wrote the book Seduction of the Innocent which made the exact same claims about comic books that they’re making about video games today. We look at that as an anachronistic piece of pop psychology on how silly we were back then. Fortunately it’s just a matter of time until you get people to really see gaming for what it is.
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TT: The alleged ouster of longtime Gamespot writer Jeff Gerstmann for his negative review of Kane and Lynch has brought up the very serious topic of ethics in gaming journalism. What are the short and long term effects on every reviewer’s credibility?
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AS: It’s an interesting question because the entire situation kind of kept me up at night, it took me aback. I for one don’t believe that there are enough facts to really come to the conclusion that everyone sort of jumped to initially. I’ve been doing this for so long, I find accusations that someone is on the take to be very, very severe, even though its been said rather whimsically on the internet. I don’t believe there are people like that. It would have to be a very certain minded mercenary to take money, and most people come into this job doing it out of a sense of enthusiasm. I don’t really see that corrupting influence really coming down the pike. Granted people who have reviews run a business but they also run the risk of compromising all that the business built itself up to be by allowing that to happen. Call me an idealist but I don’t think this is widespread. When it does become a problem is on the internet, which sometimes gives a voice to those we never wanted to hear from. The way in which suppositions about guilt and the way in which everything is black or white is so prevalent in online discussions and many blogs, that a situation like that never gets the sober minded treatment that it probably should. It really can hurt careers, it can hurt reputations, it can hurt legitimate businesses. It’s one of those things that on X-Play I’d like to try and get in front of those conversations before they get so out of control by people who aren’t really in a position to be passing judgments.
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I do think there is an error to CNET’s claim that they are not allowed to discuss these situations of internal procedures and their employees out of a respect for privacy. Many companies have that, and granted they had something of a public persona in Jeff Gerstmann, but if that is their policy it seems like they’re using that to hide behind what seems like such an odious crime – it’s just not fair. Legitimate reporting, legitimate investigation would have had to acknowledge that that was a fact and not just jump to conclusions.
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TT: On a recent episode of X-Play you took Fox News word vomiter Cooper Lawrence to task for her sight unseen take on the sex scene from Mass Effect, something even Jack Thompson has been quoted as saying he had no problem with, and you used big words like "demagogue" and "simpleton". While I have no clue what those words mean, do you feel the frequent backlash gaming receives from people with no gaming experience makes it akin to rock and roll in the 50's or rap in the 80's?

AS: Completely. It’s a new language and all they know is that young people seem to be deriving something from it that they don’t understand it and it scares them. Any kind of influence that isn’t under the control or comprehension of the powers that be becomes demonized, it’s a way to retain their power. It may be an Orwellian, political, way of looking at it but its coming out of the same source – its unknown and its worrisome. That’s why 30 years from now I believe we’re all going to look back and have a good chuckle. Unfortunately because we have a 24-hour news cycle and it was a slow news day, Fox was looking for some filler and their philosophy is – “if it gets the old people worried, we’re going to put it on the air.” That kind of cynical treatment of video games is just obnoxious. They used to say rock music was going to make you have orgies and as much as I like to think that’s what it did, I have a feeling it didn’t. I know for a fact it didn’t do it for me.
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TT: There have been some sizable studio mergers/acquisitions/hostile takeovers recently. Do you see this becoming a continuing trend and is this good or bad news for gamers?
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AS: I think it will be a trend, smaller studios are going to have a harder time competing and in order to survive they’re going to need to join forces with a larger organization. In terms of whether or not it’s a good thing, I don’t 100% know. I think for some smaller studios they’d get all the marketing muscle and the promotion and the funding that could really help turn their profits into what it should be. But at the same time, with these large mergers, sometimes it gives you a little bit of pause. Big companies are usually involved in franchises tied to comic books and movies, stuff that looks on paper as the easy sell, but really don’t end up being the best product.
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With big mergers there are a lot of unique IP’s of great value that could really turn into the next Assassin’s Creed but maybe get lost in the shuffle because on paper it doesn’t have those marketable qualities.

TT: This year E3 will again be journalists only. Is this the best thing for E3, or has it lost its luster because of other conventions (GDC, CES, etc.), the Christmas Eve-like excitement the fanboys brought and the sad disappearance of the booth babes?

AS: There’s two different Adam’s. There’s the Adam that’s there for the television production side, who loves crowds and all the flashing lights and nuttiness that makes for a beautiful backdrop. I think there’s going to be more of that this year than last because everybody will be under one roof. On the other side is another Adam, the journalist and reporter who really was absolutely fed up 2 years ago because it was so unmanageable. It wasn’t allowing me to do my job and at the same time game companies were hurt in the process. There was a point a couple of years ago when you had the PS3 launching and the Wii launching and you think, “look at all the millions of dollars spent on all these other things, it might have served them better to dump a couple of million back into their marketing budget to try and tell people about their products so they’d buy it, rather than just doing it so we as press wander into their booth”.
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TT: What about the booth babes? You have to be disappointed by that. Last year I only saw one, at the Eidos booth for Conan.
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AS: You know I have a thing about booth babes and I got this from Cliff Bleszinski who said this to me years ago. When you travel to France and you go see the Eiffel Tower you make sure you take your picture next to it. Why? Because you want to document it since you are rarely next to the Eiffel Tower. So what does it mean when you have to wait in line to get yourself photographed next to a beautiful woman?
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TT: Point taken. And for the record, I only took a picture OF the booth babe, I didn’t take it with her. Alright Adam, lets look into your G4TV crystal ball, and don't say you don't have one because I know they issue it to you. Do you ever see a day when gamers are buying a WiiStation 360? You know, a 1 console world?
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AS: I don’t think its feasible. I’ll get on a soapbox on this one because I completely know where Dennis Dyak and Jaffe are coming from on this (Silicon Knights boss Dennis Dyak and game designer David Jaffe have previously stated in separate interviews that they believe a one console world will happen). On one level if everyone had that base taken care of, all the money you’d spend on R+D just to build the base technology could be put into the creative manipulation of the game and into all of the fun parts that really affect the game play and not how it looks and how it balances. At the same time it would remove a level of competition that probably is far more responsible for some of the great games we see and what resulted in what was so cool at the end of 2007. Both have benefits but both have severe deficits as well.
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TT: Last year was a redonkulously big year for the gaming biz but this is 2008. What will be the huge titles on each console this year and what are the sleepers?
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AS: I think there’ll be more big games this year than last year, or at least it comes across to me that way because they’re not all happening in a one month period. I know the last time I did an interview with you I was just complaining about the November smash up. There are so many games that are going to be big. For the PlayStation 3, the buzz at the beginning of this year has been high for Turok. That game might make people sit up and take notice. On the 360 Ninja Gaiden 2 is probably going to be a big hit but I think we’re going to see something big we don’t even know about yet. The only one I wonder about is the Wii. They’ll have played Zelda, Mario and Smash Bros. but what are we going to get later in the year that’s going to blow people away.
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For some sleepers, we just had Prototype on the show and I’m a huge, huge fan of that game. I think the concept behind it is really very cool. The other one, also from Sierra, is Brutal Legend. The kind of buzz Shafer (Tim Shafer created Pscyhonauts and was a longtime LucasArts employee) has swimming around this game is pretty stunning and when you know the creative guy behind it, you can’t wait to get your hands on it. There are so many others out there that when every time I start looking at the roster I start just drool. I’m looking forward to Too Human as well.
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TT: The people want to know - What games are you playing right now?
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AS: I just finished up playing Turok but can’t tell you what I thought because I haven’t reviewed it yet. I enjoy playing No More Heroes, I love that game. That game has more crazy ideas that actually work than any game I’ve seen in a long time. That’s about it right now. Of course because of my job, most days I don’t even play games, I just go home and stare at the wall because I need something that isn’t interactive.
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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Steven Spielberg is a gamer...


...just don't make any jokes about all those E.T. catridges in a landfill somewhere in New Mexico when he's around - In a press release today, EA announced its partnership with Steven Spielberg to make the game Boom Blox for the Wii. The family friendly game, scheduled to be released in May of this year, offers single, co-op and multi-player action with hundreds of levels, 30 characters, goofy themes and a game editor. The description of the game was kind of innocuous, but all you really need to know is that chickens and monkeys are involved. Said Mr. Spielberg about the game:
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“I am a gamer myself, and I really wanted to create a video game that I could play with my kids,” said Steven Spielberg. “BOOM BLOX features an enormous amount of fun challenges and cool scenarios for your kids to solve or for you to master together."
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Since Steve-O is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, I guess I'll give him a pass on the E.T. fiasco and not hold it against him when I try out this new game.
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New Xbox Originals, still no frickin' Achievement Points for them - On Monday three new Xbox Originals will be available for download - Ninja Gaiden Black, Sid Meier's Pirates and Black (what's the color theme here?) - each for 1200 MS points. I love the Xbox Originals idea and there are about 2-3 games out for it that I would buy right now, but because they don't offer Achievements I'm not even remotely interested. I'm an Achievement whore to be sure (try and tell me you wouldn't play through the first Halo and enjoy earning points for it), but if you offer Arcade games with points why the hell not do it for Originals. It makes no sense and is certainly costing them money. It sure is keeping my wallet closed. Here's a brief breakdown of the new releases available February 11.
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Ninja Gaiden Black (M) Not available in Australia or New Zealand...suckers
- Play Story mode or Mission mode, including boss battles, time challenges, and more
- Hurricane Pack content: Encounter new enemies, big bad bosses, and new costumes from Hurricane Packs 1 and 2.
- Difficulty levels: Choose from five levels of difficulty for all kinds of gamers, from "Ninja Dog" to "Very Difficult Master Ninja."
- Bonus extras: Play the original arcade versions of Ninja Gaiden and Ninja Ryukenden.
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Sid Meier’s Pirates! (T) Not available in Korea, Japan, or Germany...sorry David Hasselhoff
- Engage in fierce naval battles: Fight single enemies or multiple ships.
- Build a fleet: Take the helm of 27 different ship types enhanced with assorted ammo, cannons, and other upgrades.
- Integrated melee: Parry and slash your dueling opponents into submission with lightning quick moves onboard ships, in seedy taverns, and even in the Governor's mansion.
- Take your crew ashore: Dig up buried treasure or plunder enemy ports in strategic land battles. Sneak in and out of towns, escape from prisons, and avoid guards, or surprise them and knock them out
- A pirate's life: Increase your riches and win the heart of the Governor's daughter to earn gifts and valuable information.
- Multiplayer combat: Grab a controller and jump into four-player ship battles in Versus mode.
- Make your own story: Challenge and pursue the most infamous pirates in history, including Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, and Henry Morgan. If you prevail, they’ll teach unique skills to you
- Online bonuses: download sail emblems, flags, and other content.
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BLACK (M) Not available in Korea or Japan...sorry Mr. Roboto
- Lots of guns: An explosive arsenal of weaponry is at your disposal.
- Every bullet counts: Everything in the environment is affected by gunfire.
- Death is an opportunity: Every enemy dies like a stuntman.
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Paradise found - I usually don't get into racing games but I've really been enjoying Burnout Paradise. One of the things that drives me nuts about racers is the high learning curve, Paradise has a very low one with cars that are easy to control and a heck of a lot of fun to crash. Its the anti-Gran Turismo. Even online play is fast and easy with a quick press on the d-pad. If you're even remotely into racing games, I highly recommend this arcade-style racer.
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Coming Friday - My interview with Adam Sessler.
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Monday, February 04, 2008

Call of Duty 4 downloadable maps...

...are on the way - I love getting cryptic messages like the one I received from Activision today that had the title of this post in the subject heading. The email didn't say when these maps for COD4 would be coming out, how many there would be or how much they cost, just that they were coming soon. Of course soon is a relative term. If you ask my brother what soon is, it means two weeks, if you ask me it means 5 minutes. Still don't believe me? Fine, here's a copy of the email I received today below.
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Santa Monica, CA – February 4, 2008 – Fresh intel from Activision headquarters (Nasdaq: ATVI) reports that new global conflicts are planned in the form of downloadable multiplayer maps for the award-winning Call of Duty® 4: Modern Warfare™. In development for both Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system, the upcoming downloadable content will thrust gamers into a hot zone of added combat across a variety of intense multiplayer locales.

“We’ve demonstrated our commitment to delivering the best multiplayer experience in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and that continues with our plans for new downloadable content,” explains Infinity Ward’s Community Manager, Robert Bowling. “We’re excited about the new maps, and the added gameplay variety, and we can’t wait to wrap things up and get online with everyone.”

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See, I told you. And you guys think I just make this shit up. Since I'm pretty chummy with the people at Activision (they're the ones who gave me an invite to E3) I'll try to get more info and hopefully even a redeemable code to give away since I'm not playing the game anymore. Stay tuned.
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Saturday, February 02, 2008

Chessmaster Live and Rez HD Achievements


Finally, some great XBLA games - While its great that new games come out for Xbox Live Arcade every week, excellent releases have been pretty rare lately. Thankfully, this past Wednesday gamers were given not one, but two must have games - Chessmaster Live and Rez HD, both selling for 800MS points ($10). I'm only an average chess player, but I love to play. If you're even remotely into chess, I highly recommend it. If not, Rez HD is a blast to play and shouldn't be missed. Below are the Achievements for both games.
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Rez HD
1. The Earth - Clear play mode area1 (20 points)
2. The Mars - Clear play mode area2 (20 points)
3. The Venus - Clear play mode area3 (20 points)
4. The Uranus - Clear play mode area4 (20 points)
5. Eden - Clear play mode area5 (20 points)
6. The Forgotten - Get a local ranking of 1st in lost area (15 points)
7. Laser Assassin - Shot down over 95% in areas1-5 (15 points)
8. The Rezident - Achieve 100% shot down and support item in areas1-5, or play for over 10 hours (15 points)
9. Trance Hacker - Clear direct assault (trance) 15 points
10. Firewall Buster - Get a local ranking of 1st in boss rush (15 points)
11. Power Breaker - Clear score attack over 30 times (10 points)
12. Ultimate Cracker- Get a local ranking of 1st in all 5 areas in score attack (15 points)
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Chessmaster Live
1. Annihilator - Capture all your opponent's pieces in Classic Chess (Single Player) 10 points
2. Apprentice - Win 1 game (Single Player) 5 points
3. Blitzkrieger - Win 1 game (Single Player) in less than 5 minutes (personal time) 20 points
4. Champ - Defeat a chess personality with an ELO rating of 1000 or more (25 points)
5. Chess Regular - Play 20 online games (10 points)
6. Glorious - Achieve an online rating of 1200 in any type of chess (15 points)
7. Grand Strategist - Complete 30 puzzles. (20 points)
8. Jack of all Trades - Win 1 online game in all chess variants (15 points)
9. Master - Win 20 games (Single Player) 25 points
10. Pro Player - Win 10 ranked online games (25 points)
11. Rising Star - Win online against a higher ranked player (15 points)
12. Veteran - Play 100 games (Single Player) 15 points
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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Its been a long week

Hudson Hawk would know what to do - I'm sitting here watching one of the most underrated movies ever, Hudson Hawk (yes, I'm serious), taking a break from a ridiculously exhausting week. On Monday I came back from a 3-day skiing weekend, on Tuesday I wrote a piece for GamePro and finally arranged for a February tour of the SOE Denver office (Eli, you've got to go with). On Wednesday I interviewed Adam Sessler (great guy and as soon as I transcribe the interview, it'll be posted here first). Oh yeah, I also bought a PS3...for the second time (long story, tell you all about it later). That's right, its tough being me. But this week I also lost an OXM writing assignment because my stupid debug wouldn't work properly. Damn!
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So what's the purpose of this post? So I can bitch and moan is part of it, but also so I can tell you about the great stuff I have coming up for the blog - The Sessler interview, pics and a story from the SOE tour, the long sordid tale of the PS3 and I kissing and making up, and of course, the first ever As the Gaming World Turns Beerfest. Despite being a slow time for new releases, its shaping up to be a solid spring.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Are gamers getting price gouged?

Rollin' in the dough - When I received the email from Microsoft Monday morning that Rez HD and Chessmaster Live were going to be available to download on Xbox Live Arcade this Wednesday, I was stoked. Until I saw the price. If I want both games, which I do, I'm going to have to drop 1600 Microsoft Points...$20?!? $20?!? That's 4 movie tickets at the cheap theater. That's 10 downloads of The Office from iTunes. That's an eighth of a tank of gas! To quote my inner Jerry Seinfeld, what's the deal with these $10 games on XBLA?
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I get the idea that we live in a free market society and items only get sold for what people are willing to pay, but when will MS realize that they'd actually make more money selling more games for $5 than fewer games for $10. Not only would more games get sold, but $5 games and frequent free offerings (given out of good will, not guilt) would do nothing but help the image of a company that's sometimes viewed as a little cold.
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But its not just Microsoft that's sticking it to us. Between microtransactions and the $10 bump in next-gen games (which doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon) gamers wallets are getting consistently emptied. Since we're being so generous with our money, gaming companies should show some gratitude and show us some love. Free gamer pics, classic arcade titles, multiplayer map packs, t-shirts...what would it hurt?
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

I love the 80's

Girl can't help it - Okay, that's not a girl. That's former Journey frontman Steve Perry, the lead singer of the real Journey. Not that crappy version of the band that goes around stealing people's money with some guy who sounds an awful lot like Steve Perry. Or maybe its a picture of my sister-in-law, they have the exact same haircut and look quite similar.
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Steve-O's photo is gracing the blog because Journey, along with Boston and Foreigner, are part of the Classic Rock Track Pack that's available to download for Guitar Hero III starting today. The songs included are Boston's "Peace of Mind," Foreigners "Juke Box Hero" and Journey's "Any Way You Want It." Normally I'd be pretty stoked about this download as I'm a fan of all three bands (my son and I saw Foreigner with Styx and Def Lepard at a concert last summer) but because the tracks are on GHIII and not the far superior Rock Band, I'll pass.
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Are you sure you don't mean March? - In late December I wrote a post on the possibility of a March release date for Grand Theft Auto IV. I based this conclusion on hours of research and hundreds on interviews with Rockstar employees. Or maybe I just based that hypothesis on a GTA IV reservation card I saw at Target that had the date 3/2008 on it, I don't remember. Either way, my data was incorrect. Just to make my blog look inaccurate (not that hard to do) and to torture me, Rockstar head Sam Houser officially pushed the release date back to April 29th. Damn! I'd like to personally thank Sony for making me wait longer than I should for the next installment of my all-time favorite series.
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Updated 1/27/08 - Jordache vs. Calvin Klein, you decide. If you're confused, check the comments.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Get points instead of Undertow?


Call India toll free! - While checking out Kotaku today I noticed this post about the recent Undertow freebie download. If you've already paid for the game, you have a half way decent chance of calling Microsoft (1-800-4MYXBOX) and asking if you can get the 800 points instead. As with any call center number you dial, your success rate is directly proportional to the kind of person who answers and how well they speak English.
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But what about angry gamers who didn't buy Undertow and would rather have the points instead? I guess if you're willing to try and sweet talk someone from a foreign country who's probably paid 25 cents an hour and could easily pretend not to understand a word you're saying and will "accidentally" hang up on you when you start getting feisty, its worth the $10 you'd get for the effort. And if that's the case, you're probably like that kid in Better Off Dead who relentlessly harasses John Cusack about the $2 he owed him for his newspaper deliveries. Just step away from the phone and take the free download.
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Monday, January 21, 2008

Undertow for Free


How about some MS points instead? - This morning I received an email from MS letting it be known that Undertow will be available for free this Wednesday (Jan 23). The free download is available starting midnight MST and ending at 10pm MST this Sunday (Jan 27). Naturally the email didn't say a word about this being a courtesy download for the problems gamers have had with Xbox Live, but you know it is. While I'm all for a free game and all, how about a little choice for my trouble, or even better, free points to let me get what I want? What about all those people who have already downloaded Undertow? Sure I don't know any of them but if I was one, I'd be ticked.
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Speaking of XBLA - Microsoft also announced awards for Xbox Live Arcade games. Here's the pertinent info from the email I received because I'm too lazy to paraphrase.
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As a way to recognize the teams of talented developers who have together created over 112 games for Xbox LIVE Arcade, Microsoft will announce awards for the top XBLA games of 2007 later this year, with several award categories decided by the community. Fans of Xbox LIVE Arcade are invited to cast their votes for the first-ever Xbox LIVE Arcade Awards – 2007 by voting at http://www.xbox.com/xblaawards. Voting begins Tuesday, January 22 at 2:00 a.m. PST (10:00 GMT) and runs through Wednesday, January 30 at 11:59 p.m. PST (07:59 GMT).
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The finalists in each award category were selected by a panel of consumer and video game industry journalists, and the winners will be determined by popular vote. Microsoft will announce the winners of the inaugural Xbox LIVE Arcade Awards – 2007 at the Game Developer Conference in February.
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Below is the list of award categories that will be open for public voting:
- Best Overall Arcade Game
- Best Classic Game
- Best Original Game
- Best Family Friendly Game
- Best Competitive Multiplayer Game
- Best Cooperative Multiplayer Game
Other award categories include the following:
- Best selling game
- Most played game
- Highest rated game
- Staff choice

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Getting called up to The Show

But am I Nuke LaLoosh or Crash Davis? - For the past two weeks I've been staring at my mailbox like Ralphie Parker waiting for his decoder ring. Why? Because my first piece in a nationally published gaming magazine was coming out this month. So when I opened my mailbox today to find my long awaited copy of Official Xbox Magazine (this month's issue is pictured above) I almost tripped over myself getting inside the house to open it up. Sure my contribution is only slightly over 100 words but I'm in it. Combine this with the recent emails I received from editors at GamePro wanting me to do some freelance work for them and I'm happy as hell.
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To celebrate I'm giving away a copy of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law (you can choose from PS2, Wii or PSP formats) to the first person who sends me an email with the page number where my little Tiger Woods '08 DC blurb sits.
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Beerfest - All this talk of a beerfest in the comments section recently has been making me awfully thirsty. I'm out of town next weekend and the Super Bowl is after that but I think the following weekend should be the first As the Gaming World Turns Beertacular. I'm not sure where this will be held or what exactly will take place so if you have any suggestions, let 'em rip.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NFL Tour Achievement Points

Rack up the points - Below are a list of the Achievements for NFL Tour and MX vs ATV Untamed (that title just rolls of the tongue doesn't it). Why did I post the points for these games? Because some of us need our points fix okay!?! So just back off!!!
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NFL Tour
1. Homecourt - Win a game of Smash & Dash (1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
2. Boogie - Win Smash & Dash with over 50% possession (1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 100 points
3. Army of Two - Win a game of Redzone Rush (1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
4. Icon - Score on every possession in Redzone Rush (1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 100 points
5. Airborne - Wall Hurdle to score a TD (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 25 points
6. Slippery - Hit 3 reversals, same player, same play (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
7. Need for Speed - Get a 40+ yd TD, no turbo or wall hurdles (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
8. Paradise - Get a TD on a play longer than 30 seconds (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
9. Playground - Score 56 points (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 50 points
10. Skate Through - Shutout a team on All Star or Legend (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules) 100 points
11. Tour Superstar - Complete Tour Mode 150 points
12. Coast to Coast - Hurdle off both walls for a TD (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 100 points
13. Secret achievement - (Sorry, can't find it anywhere) 100 points
14. Really? - Same play four times in a row? (Exhibition, 1-player, Standard rules, Veteran or harder) 25 points
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MX vs ATV Untamed
1. MX MINI - Win the "Fast 50s Minimoto Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
2. MX LITE -Win the "MotoXXX Freestyle Series" in X-Cross Tournament driving an MX LITE. 10 points
3. MX - Win the "Kicker Supercross Series" in X-Cross Tournament driving an MX. 10 points
4. ATV - Win the "FMF National Series" in X-Cross Tournament driving an ATV. 10 points
5. MONSTER TRUCK - Win the "M2R Opencross Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
6. TROPHY TRUCK - Win the "DWT Opencross Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
7. SAND RAIL - Win the "UNI Opencross Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
8. OFFROAD BUGGY - Win the "PEP Opencross Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
9. ORV SPORT - Win the "Oakley Opencross Series" in X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
10. OFFROAD GOLF CART - Obtain an Offroad Golf Cart as a reward in the Event Series or X-Cross Tournament. 10 points
11. Sprocket Collection 1 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Clearwater. 10 points
12. Sprocket Collection 2 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Crawley Creek. 10 points
13. Sprocket Collection 3 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Del Sol. 10 points
14. Sprocket Collection 4 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Copper Valley. 10 points
15. Sprocket Collection 5 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Greenfield. 10 points
16. Sprocket Collection 6 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Kittery Point. 10 points
17. Sprocket Collection 7 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Lakewood. 10 points
18. Sprocket Collection 8 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Pine Lakes. 10 points
19. Sprocket Collection 9 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Split Oak. 10 points
20. Sprocket Collection 10 - Collect all Free Ride Sprockets in Sutherlin Valley. 10 points
21. Longest Jump - Successfully land a Longest Jump record of 300 ft. 10 points
22. Wheelie King - Successfully perform a 500 point wheelie. 5 points
23. Stoppie King- Successfully perform a 250 point stoppie. 5 points
24. Stunt Man - Successfully perform a 5x stunt combination. 10 points
25. Golden Boy - Win a Gold Medal in each Event Series. 50 points
26. Iron-man Champion - Win the X-Cross Tournament Pentathlon Trophy. 100 points
27. Globetrotter - Compete in all available Game locations. 25 points
28. Hall of Famer - Set 5 new records. 50 points
29. Speedworld - Achieve one of the top 5 Best Lap Record for each race course. 200 points
30. Shop-a-holic - Unlock or purchase all items in MX vs. ATV: Untamed. 100 points
31. Wreck-less - Complete one Freestyle event without wrecking. 25 points
32. Connected - Win 5 races on-line. 10 points
33. Winner's Choice - Obtain the Winner's Choice option 3 times in a row while playing on-line. 25 points
34. Explorer - Enter an on-line Free Ride location with at least one other player. 5 points
35. Clean Freak - Clean your vehicle of mud and dirt by riding through water. 0 points
36. Kudos - Watch the credits till the end. 0 points
37. Daredevil - Successfully perform a 8x stunt combination. 25 points
38. Fearless - Successfully perform a 10x stunt combination. 50 points
39. Hole Shot- Win a total of 10 Hole Shot awards during any Exhibition Supercross Event. 50 points
40. ATV "Triple Threat" - Win a Gold Medal with the ATV in a National, Supercross and Freestyle event series. 25 points
41. MX "Triple Threat" - Win a Gold Medal with the MX in a National, Supercross and Freestyle event series. 25 points
42. Hat Trick - Score three personal goals in a row within the same period in Hockey. 5 points

Friday, January 11, 2008

Ready for the Old Spice Challenge?


What's the challenge, listening to their music? - Thankfully this post has nothing to do with the Spice Girls but before I get going, take a look at Posh on the far left here. That boob job borders on the hysterical. I guess Becks likes to play with soccer balls in the bedroom as well as on the pitch. Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal, its great.
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The Old Spice Challenge I'm referring to is the Xbox 360 Achievement Point mongering one. You may remember the Microsoft sponsored challenge about a year ago. Rewards like t-shirts, free XBLA downloads, and gamer pics were given out if you earned a certain amount of Achievement Points in a certain amount of time. If you recall from my posts about it last year, the challenge fueled my already obsessive drive to earn points, leaving me a sleepless wreck and getting me as close as I'll ever get to being Tyrone Biggums. Good news, the Old Spice Challenge has returned, but in a different form.
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Microsoft is sitting this one out (Old Spice is teaming up with 360voice.com, which I absolutely love and highly recommend to any 360 owner) but prizes are still around and better yet, the competition is all user defined. Its all in gamers hands. There are 20 different prize packages in different tiers, based on the length of the competition and number of teams involved. Below is a list of the rewards.
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Tier 1 · Requirements: 7 day challenge, 5 gamers minimum · $20 Amazon gift card · 1,600 Xbox Live Microsoft Points · $20 Best Buy gift card
Tier 2 · Requirements: 14 day challenge, 10 gamers minimum · $50 Best Buy gift card · 4,000 Xbox Live Microsoft Points · Xbox Live Gold Membership (1 year)
Tier 3 · Requirements: 30 day challenge, 15 gamers minimum · $100 Best Buy gift card · 8,000 Xbox Live Microsoft Points · 6 month GameFly subscription
Tier 4 · Requirements: 30 day challenge, 20 gamers minimum · Year long GameFly subscription · Xbox 360 HD DVD Player
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If you're a big point hog head to www.oldspiceexperiencechallenge.com to create a challenge or join one. This is a good opportunity to prove how much of a stud you are to your friends and rub their faces in it. I'd be willing to take on any readers in a challenge but lets be honest, I'd destroy you all and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings (read: I don't want to turn into Tyrone Biggums again, my wife just might divorce me this time).
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Hulk Smash!


Lame Hulk or Badass Hulk? - As a comic nerd and Marvel fan I was bummed by the last Hulk flick, which was a complete bust. Eric Bana was a boring Bruce Banner, Nick Nolte was over the top to the point of distraction and Jennifer Connelly officially reached "Didn't she used to be hot?" status. The only way anyone thinks this movie is any good is if you've watched it over and over on cable the past couple of years and talked yourself into thinking it was an okay film, kind of like what my brother and I did with Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. I do have high hopes for the new Hulk film, this time starring Ed Norton and Liv Tyler.
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The Hulk games that accompanied the last film were a bit of a disappointment as well so SEGA, taking over for VU and Radical, has a good chance of making an enjoyable title this time around (based on its history gamers are sure to have low expectations). Above is the promotional box artwork for the multi-platform release due out sometime close to the same time as the movie, which is tentatively scheduled for mid-June this year. I know its sexy and a visual feast, the very definition of eye candy, but don't let all of that color and detail distract you from what's really important. Just hope the new movie and game treat The Hulk with the respect he deserves.
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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

HD DVD headed to laserdisc Heaven


Aw, come on! - The hits keep coming for the HD DVD as rumors of Paramount flipping over to Blu-ray open up the strong possibility that the final nail is in its coffin. Check out this post that was on Yahoo! earlier today.
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How many "death blows" will it take for Blu-ray to finally win the format war against HD DVD? I've been hearing that phrase (and writing about it) since July 2007. Well here comes another one. Following in the footsteps of Warner Brothers' abandonment of the HD DVD format, reports are surfacing that Paramount is headed to Blu-ray as well. This is huge news not just because it would leave just one major studio (Universal, plus the mini-major DreamWorks) producing HD DVD content. It would mark the first time in the high-def war that a studio has abandoned one exclusive format and switched to another. Warner was producing both HD DVD and Blu-ray discs and merely dropped the HD DVD ones. Paramount will have to switch entirely to Blu-ray, which it has not been producing up to now. According to the Financial Times, Paramount has a clause in its contract with the HD DVD camp allowing it to switch to Blu-ray in the event that Warner was to do so. And exercising that clause is what's about to happen. It's also theorized that DreamWorks will follow Paramount, since the studios are closely tied together. Nothing's been announced yet, but this should be wrapped up in fairly short order. Stay tuned.
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The lesson, as always, follow your own advice. I wrote a few months ago that it was too early to pick sides, and that's exactly what I did. At least I should soon be able to start a nice collection of HD DVD's because you know those bad boys will drop in value like rocks pretty soon. Then I'll horde them and in 10 years sell them on ebay for a ton of money. At least, that's what I hope.
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But wait, there's more (added 10:48pm) - First caught this on Kotaku, but click here to see the original Reuters story about Microsoft considering Blu-ray support. Yes, that's right, even Bill Gates will turn his back on the HD DVD player if there's no money in it. In a way this makes perfect sense, MS has been passionately denying an HD DVD 360 and now we know why they wanted it as an add on in the first place. "Hey, if that whole HD DVD thing doesn't work out, we'll just come out with a Blu-ray add on instead." Way to cover your bases Microsoft. If MS does end up going with a Blu-ray add on, they damn well better give those of us shmucks who bought an HD DVD a great deal on it. I think a straight up trade would be fair.
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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Portal cheats, because everybody likes cake

What, no pie? - I'll admit it, I haven't given the Orange Box as much attention as it deserves but now that I've beaten Assassin's Creed its going to get plenty of play on my 360. I started out by messing around with Portal and its a blast, not only is it hilarious but it requires some brains, quite a change of pace from your average game. If you're having some trouble (which you probably will around level 13 or so), here are some cheat codes to help you out.
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Down, B, A, B, Y, Down, B, A, B, Y - Create box
Up, Y(2), X(2), A(2), B(2), Up - Fire energy ball
Up, Y(2), B(2), A(2), X(2), Up - Fire rocket projectile
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Y(2) - Portalgun ID 0
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, X(2) - Portalgun ID 1
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, A(2) - Portalgun ID 2
Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, B(2) - Portalgun ID 3
Y, A, B, A, B, Y(2), A, Left, Right - Portal placement anywhere:
X, B, LB, RB, Left, Right, LB, RB, LT, RT - Upgrade Portalgun
LB, Up, RB, Up, LB, LB, Up, RB, RB, Up - Enables invincibility
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Good news/bad news - Microsoft has had an up and down week. The good? Bill Gates jams with Slash at CES, Windows Vista has sold 100 million licenses, and 10 million subscribers are now on Xbox Live. The bad? Its HD DVD concept might just be toast. That's right, last month I bought a frickin' Betamax player, at least that's the way it looks now that Warner Bros. and sister company New Line have decided to go Blu-ray exclusive as of May of this year. The ironic thing is MGM, Disney, ABC are all coming to XBL with tons of downloadable content (which they're sure to make a bunch of money on) but none of them will support HD DVD's. If I was MS, why not force the hands of these companies or offer downloadable content on Xbox Live as an incentive to go with HD. Maybe it wouldn't have been enough to bring a major studio over but why not try? Unless MS comes out with a Blu-ray add on like its HD DVD add on, this whole HD DVD experiment has been a complete waste of money. Not just for Microsoft but for consumers as well. Obviously the new DVD format war wasn't going to last, these kinds of things never do, but I expected Bill Gates to put up more of a fight.
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Thursday, January 03, 2008

In the year 2000...and 8

Happy New Year? - I just got back into town from a trip to Boston so I haven't had any of the issues with Xbox Live I've been hearing about (and while I'm a game geek I don't take my 360 with me on vacation), not that I had any issues the week before either. However, I guess quite a few gamers have and Microsoft has decided to take all the complaints seriously and do something to compensate people for the lack of service. While I'd rather be writing about my drunken New Year's, my first fantasy football championship or the Celtics/Rockets game I went to last night, an email I received from MS takes precedence. Below is the email sent out by Xbox Live GM Marc Whitten an hour ago.
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Dear Xbox LIVE Members:
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During this past holiday season you helped us break a number of Xbox LIVE records. This included our largest sign-up of new members to Xbox LIVE in our 5 year history and just yesterday you broke the record for the single biggest day of concurrent members ever on the service.
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As a result of this massive increase in usage we know that some of you experienced intermittent Xbox LIVE issues over the holiday break. While the service was not completely offline at any given time, we are disappointed in our performance. I would like to take this moment to thank you each and every one of you for your patience and understanding as our team has worked around the clock to return the service to a stable state.
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At the same time we would like to offer a token of our appreciation to all of you in celebration of record success for the service. And as a thank you for your loyalty during this holiday period, we will be offering all of our Xbox LIVE members around the world access to a full Xbox LIVE Arcade game that will be available to download free of charge. In the coming weeks we will be sharing the specific details of this offer with you. Thank you again for helping make Xbox LIVE everything that it is today!
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Sincerely,
Marc Whitten
General Manager, Xbox LIVE
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A freedownload of an XBLA game is nice, especially since this wasn't an issue for me but personally I'd prefer some MS points, 800 would do the trick, to buy whatever I want. I'd hate to end up with something lame like Shrek-N-Roll or even worse, a game I already downloaded. Have any of You had a problem with the service? Is so, what was it and what do you think would be fair compensation? Let me know.
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